If the Republican candidates were editors

I’m a sucker for political debates. In recent months, I’ve been watching the Republican candidates for president “spar” and “trade barbs,” as the headlines say.

As I watched the latest debate on CNN this week, I saw how this field of candidates might operate in a newspaper newsroom. So here are the Republican contenders, recast in their roles as editors:

  • Herman Cain: business editor
  • Rick Perry: sports/outdoors editor
  • Jon Huntsman: wire editor
  • Rick Santorum: city editor, religion columnist
  • Newt Gingrich: editorial page editor
  • Michelle Bachmann: health editor, parenting columnist
  • Mitt Romney: executive editor
  • Ron Paul: copy desk chief